Keiwavvy Ocean
Me: Shit
Friend: Don't say shit, you'll die
Me: If i die, who'll carry the wood?
Friend: I'll carry the wood.
Me: Through the forrest?
Friend: Hell yeah through the forrest.
Me: What about the bears?
Friend: Fuck the bears.
Me: You'd fuck a bear?
Friend: No, but i'd fuck a lion's mother.
Me: You lion muthafucker.
Friend: Shit.
Me: Don't say shit you'll die.
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